12 Jun 2005

Naming Names

• Spotted on the back of a van: the rather disturbing URL www.yourholeisourgoal.co.uk (almost enough to make you lock your car door when they pull up alongside).
• Penn Jillette’s daughter will surely enter the top 20 strangest celebrity baby names next time they do a survey. Just in case you become famous, bookmark a stupid name generator.
• Alton Towers has an amazing new ride that’s faster than a shuttle take-off, speedier than a Ferrari, and is called… Rita. Huh? Coming soon: ‘Betty - Pensioner of Power’, ‘Hilda - The Granny Strikes Back‘ and ‘Ethel - Rocket-Powered Octogenarian’.